May 2013
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
5 tags
I thought everyone pronounced it “jif”
I’m glad that’s cleared up
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
3 tags
I’m probably going to end up a paranoid person like my mother
1 tag
chanandlerb0ng:
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
basedgodniall:
*calls family member by mom’s request*
*silently prays it goes to voicemail*
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
